82 Bend It Like David Beckham Hairstyles

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Bend it like Beckham. Brush it like Beckham. This list is all about David Beckham hairstyles. The football superstar has been a man on the forefront of style for a while now and has reinvented himself time and time again. His hairstyles are just as renowned as his football career. If you are a Beckham fan or you’re looking for a new hairstyle to rock out, you have come to the right place.

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Mohawk David Beckham Hairstyle

He’s a little bit punk and a soccer player as well. David does it in style. The classic mohawk is practical and alternative hairstyle which is simple to achieve and works with all lengths of hair. As you can see in the image above Mr. Beckham is rocking out a short mohawk like Mr. T from the eighties television show The A Team.

Mr. T played the character B.A Barachas who was the tough man of the squad. As tough as he was, he still had a weakness, a chink in his armor. Flying was his kryptonite. He was scared senseless of flying which was a hassle for the rest of the A team because they were always flying to various missions. They had to knock him out then throw him on the plane.

The mohawk originated in Native American culture but made it’s way into pop culture in the punk scene in Britain. The punks in England took the mohawk to the next level. On any given day you could see a punk with his hair spiked up nearly of foot in the air in all the neon colors of the rainbow.

 

Undercut Pompadour David Beckham Hairstyle

As the moth turns into a beautiful butterfly, David Beckham transforms his hairstyle from mohawk to pompadour at the drop of a hat. Well, it must have taken him a while to grow it but you get the idea. The pompadour is all about the big quiff at the front. The higher the better baby. In the above image he’s at one of his photo shoots get preened to look his best.

No doubt he is trying to sell you a ridiculous expensive watch that you don’t really need. Like Tyler Durden from the film Fight Club says ” They will try and convince you buy things you don’t need so you work a job that you hate”.

You are not defined by your possessions as a capitalist society would have you believe. If you think that owning an expensive watch will make you happy. Think again. Rich people suffer like the rest of us. As lame and hippy as it sounds happiness comes from within my friends.

 

Crew Cut David Beckham Hairstyle

Davy does the crew cut. Here is another stylized image of Posh Spices husband, David. The crew cut is the ideal hairstyle for an active sporting lifestyle. It’s short and the your hair will not get in your face when you are running around the football field.

The crew cut has been a staple a standard haircut for sporting team across the globe for many years. It was first adopted by ivy league schools in the early days. The rowers were the first ones to jump on the crew cut train then the footballers jumped on at the next stop.

 

The Many Faces of David Beckham Hairstyle

Is David Beckham the many faced god from Game of Thrones? The way he morphs into different hairstyles on a regular basis has got me suspicious. Look at this picture of David Beckham shape shifting into nine different styles.

He does it too easily and has mastered the art. He’s kind of like the X Men character Morph. Morph was a shape shifter who started out on the good team- the X Men. He was left behind in battle and was captured by the super villain Apocalypse who implanted a bug in him that turned him to the dark side.

I don’t want to start any rumors but Mr. Beckham may have such a bug implanted in him by Posh Spice. What do you think? Hit us up in the comments box below.

 

Young David Beckham Hairstyle

The above image is of David Beckham before he met Posh Spice. It clearly display the influence that she has had on his style. From geek to fashion icon in a matter of years. This could be due to the implant. Jks.

If you gonna be messing with a pop icon you have to pick up your fashion game up and that goes for hairstyles as well. He looks so young here with his goofy haircut. I don’t even think this is a style. What would you call it? I would call it farm boy who’s mother cuts his hair occasionally. Check out the fluffy bits over his ears.

Colored David Beckham Hairstyle

This is a throwback hairstyle to the nineties soap opera stars. Lets call it a tribute to Thorn Forrester of the Bold and the Beautiful. He has medium length hair with blonde streaks. This is where Posh’s influence can really be seen. They were watching the Bold and the Beautiful one day and Posh’s heart started racing when Thorn Forrester came on the screen. Then she’s all like, “Hey David you get a hairstyle like this”. Then she asked if she could call him Thorn when they were having sex.

LOL

Cornrows David Beckham Hairstyle

Here is a picture of David getting down and dirty, rocking out the cornrows. This hairstyle doesn’t look the greatest on David but that’s not to say it won’t look good on you. He may have done it for practical reason to keep the hair from his face when he playing football.

Love grows where the cornrows are behold. I just made that up. I hope you like it. Hit us up in the comments box below.

Long David Beckham Hairstyle

Here is David on the field sporting a ponytail and some heavily bleached hair.

If you decide to bleach your hair make sure you take good care of it. Bleaching your hair will dry it out and split the ends so it’s important to rejuvenate it. Use a good quality conditioner on a regular basis Alternatively you can use a hair mask. These can be bought or there are a myriad of different recipes that you can make with ingredients bought from your local supermarket.

Simply google hair mask and thousands of results will come up. Simply choose one that resonates with you and you will be well on your way to having healthy bleach blonde hair. In saying that you should avoid bleaching your hair but if you do make sure to look after it or one day you will wake up and be bald. That’s the worst case scenario though.

Shaved David Beckham Hairstyle

Here he is again with a shaved head. He looks badass, like a thug. He could easily be an enforcer for a British gangster. I don’t know if he has the fighting skills though. There is not many fights in soccer. But you never know and shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover.

Speaking of fighting have you seen the movie Goon starring Sean William Scott or better known for his role as Stifler in the American Pie series. It’s about a dude who can fight well and he joins a hockey team as an enforcer. His primary role is to protect the star player by beating the shit out of anyone who tries to come close.

If you haven’t I highly recommend it. You might get some ideas for hairstyles in there too.

 

Weird Fade David Beckham Hairstyle

Well if it isn’t Mr. Beckham again with another innovative, creative and far out hairstyle. He has shaved the sides and the front of his head into some sort of shape. It seems most of his stylistic inspiration comes from the black community. And why not. African Americans really know how to kick it in the style department.

If you are ever stuck for inspiration go to YouTube and whack on some rap music. They usually have some fresh new looks in their music video. When in doubt look to Snoop, Dre, Joyner and the boys for some style tips. Tyler the Creator is pretty cool too and has his own fashion label. I watched his fashion show on YouTube and it was the best I had ever seen.

He has a cool set and a skate bowl on the runway. The model he used were normal people as opposed to the perfect stick figures used by other fashion brands.

 

High Fade David Beckham Hairstyle

Well check out the biceps on our man Davy. He is rocking the high fade with a high and tight hairstyle. The hands behind his say he is relaxing but the expressing on his face says he’s trying to take a dump. I’m a little confused at the aim of this image. Maybe he is the middle of doing sit ups or something. Caption this image in the comments box below. Here is my caption. “I should have listened to my dietitian and ate more fiber. This dump is going to tear me a new asshole”.

As a matter of fact hit us up with your captions to all of these images. Best caption gets the satisfaction of knowing that they are the funniest person to ever visit this site. It’s small prize with big rewards.

Business David Beckham Hairstyle

Not only is he a great football player but Davy is a savvy business man and knows how to make the fats stacks. He should release a book called Business with Beckham. It’s got a ring to it don’t you think.

This hairstyle is versatile and can be worn in many occasions in a party or business environment. It’s all about how you brush it. In the image above he has it slicked back but still maintains some height for extra flair. If you are partying with the gang you can leave it messy and a bit rock and roll for those crazy nights on the town.

 

 

The Shag David Beckham Hairstyle

Davy does the shag. Check out Mr. Beckham’s hairstyle in the above image. It’s another tribute to the nineties boy band look. Come to think of it David Beckham has the look and the appeal of a member from the Backstreets Boys. I’m to sure about his singing chops though.
If you have ever heard David talk you will know he has one of the weirdest voice you will ever hear. It’s a cross between a small girl and an English tramp.

This hairstyle involves a lot of coloring so if go for this look make sure to use conditioner on a regular basis.

 

It’s Pride Parade David Beckham Hairstyle

Seriously though they should make a David Beckham action figure. This dude has so many looks and styles that every girl and boy could have fun dressing him up and brushing his hair in the comfort of their bedroom.

You could have series of action figures with names like: Party On Dave, David Goes to Dinner with Posh, David Plays Soccer, David’s Fashion Shoot. If you have any ideas for other David Beckham action figures hit us up in the comments box.

 

There you have it folks. David Beckham in all his glamour and glory. Hopefully Mr. Beckham has given you some inspiration for your next hairstyle. You don’t have to be famous soccer player to rock out in style. Off you go to your local barber. Have a chat with them for they are the professionals and the people in the know. After all they have been cutting hair for a long time and know what will suit your style and body shape. We hope you have enjoyed scrolling through the many faces of the man, the enigma David Beckham.

 

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